You don't always have to f*** her hard, In

Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do.

Sometimes you gotta make some love

And fuckin give her some smooches too

Sometimes you got to squeeze

Sometimes you got to say please

Sometimes you got to say:

I'm gonna f*** you .... softly

I'm gonna screw you gently

I'm gonna hump you.... sweetly

I'm gonna ball you ... discretely

And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers

And then you say, Wait a minute sally!

I think I got something in my teeth

could you get it out for me?

That's f******' Teamwork!

What's your favorite posish?    

That's cool with me it's not my favorite

but I'll do it for you  

What's your favorite dish?    

I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll f*****' f*** you discretely

And then I'll f*****' bone you completely

But then...

I'm gonna f*** you haaaaaaaaaard

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!